* Gibson Dunn and Davis Polk behind SpaceX's incredible -- a word we mean very literally -- IPO. [Law360] * "Lawyers Have Been Hallucinating for Decades, Judges Say—AI Just Made It Faster" is both true and damning. [Law.com] * Law students hate Biglaw's lawless, whirlwind recruiting calendar. [Reuters] * NextGen UBE arrives next month to deliver a slightly different, still completely useless ritualistic marker. [ABA Journal] * Jay Clayton nominated for intelligence job after Trump attempt to put unqualified housing chief in the job. Clayton isn't qualified either, but the comparison to Pulte is an old as dirt sales tactic. [Bloomberg Law News] * Lawmakers ask Goldman CEO why he's trying to keep lawyer on the job after she resigned over Epstein ties. [CNN] * "Lawyer who trafficked drugs while serving as a city attorney wins back license" is quite the headline. [Iowa Capital Dispatch]
