Recovering people pleaser. I take pictures of birds. she/her
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pfp: a 52 year old lady with short hair
banner: a Cedar Waxwing in a serviceberry tree
Addled Pixie
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Please, sir, these kids? they’re new on the block
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Please sir, my surfers, they are buttholes
Please sir, my femmes, they are violent
Welcome to the garden!
Please respect the rules!
Don't step on the daisies, honey, look at the toadstools!
Please stay on the path; it's really very neat.
Shoo away that bunny, honey, he's eating all the peas!
It's a garden! Welcome to the garden! Wear good shoes to spare you your n-n-n-n-knees!
Please sir, my honey, it’s stuck in the mud
Omg y’all happy pissing outside season
Please sir, my doctors, they are spinning
Ella, Amanda & Daddy
Please sir, my doctors, they are spinning
Please sir, my house, it’s crowded
Please sir, my heads, they are talking
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My body is like my laptop, it mostly gets me where I need to go but there are a few stuck keys and it randomly shuts down at inconvenient times