“It was late May, housecleaning season, when Roger fell in love with a woman at the dump. He never saw her. He just liked the way she threw things away.” Quite a Year for Plums by Bailey White.
How could I not spend the entire day reading this book?
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Lawyer Barbie
Upon this response, JK burst into a million shards and a great wind scattered her unhappy soul beneath the arc of a newly formed rainbow.
Me (seeing a potted plant at CVS register): Nice plant.
Cashier: My mama had to get rid of her plants ‘cause they were making her sick sucking up all the oxygen.
Me: Plants don’t suck up oxygen. They suck up carbon dioxide & make oxygen.
Her: Everybody’s different.
Me: You’re right about that.
I’m rewatching Malcolm in the Middle and I love how Hal plays all sweet and innocent like we don’t know about that batch of meth he’s cooking up in the shed out back…
Working on a gloomy Saturday after three weeks of a cascade of horrible news listening to Classical California KUSC trying to drown out the neighbor’s dog’s incessant yapping and Hagrid’s Theme starts playing. For just a moment I was transported to a safe, happy place.
#harrypotter
So many people are complaining that they couldn’t understand a word of Kendrick Lamar’s lyrics in the Super Bowl halftime show. Am I the only one who couldn’t understand a word of Ben Affleck’s Dunkin commercial?
Lawyer Barbie
Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny have both aged so well. So why this promo that makes them look like a woman with pink hair and face tattoos just walked into their church?
To whoever it was on #booksky who recommended this book: Thank you. It was marvelous.
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