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Matt Nippert
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It's 2014. You pitch a drama where Katy Perry shacks up with Justin Trudeau; Donald Trump is elected US president (twice!) and impeached (also twice!); and AI teaches you how to make napalm but only if you fool the machine that it's your grandfather. Your pitch is rejected as insane.
Matt Nippert
Oh no! There's been a terrible accident! Muhahahaha
Playing CK3 with AGOT mod as Tywin, and the Seven Kingdom are just now SCANDALISED by news my children have been incestuously cuckholding the King.
Kingslay me once, shame on me. Kingslayer twice? No one will suspect a thing.
The next Bond can only be Matt Berry.
My stories so hot they get front-page matched on THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD. www.nzherald.co.nz/business/the...
Winston’s plotting direct support for rugby. Has racing long sewn-up. Adding an industrial support package for the flailing craft beer sector would see him with the perfect election campaign.
Westeros so sexist: Cersei gets locked up in the dungeon by Robert for her henious crime, while Jamie gets to keep his sword at all times while carrying on as a Kingslaying Kingsguard for King Bob.
It's not artifical intelligence. It's Victor Frankenstien retrained as an sweatshop author.
Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
Certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from
This bullshit three ring circus sideshow
Of freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
