Insurance doesn't mean protected from potential violence :D
Blue Dream
He's insured.
Tony Stark (on retirement)
"...ok, good luck with that."
He's halfway convinced it will end badly.
Blue Dream
"...You're not fun.
Fine, I'll make one from scratch and test it myself."
Tony Stark (on retirement)
"...like shit i'm giving a spartan a reason to actually pick a gun and shoot at me..."
...HE'S NOT PARTICIPATING OF THAT EXPERIMENT, HE VALUES HIS PHYSICAL INTEGRITY.
Blue Dream
"I need a test subject.
@karawot.bsky.social how would you like ten million dollars to stand and get hit by a sci-fi hammer?
...It'd buy a lotta booze."
Tony Stark (on retirement)
"...you have yet to learn one thing Tony, i don't do half baked, and some times i don't do subtle... i preffer to be blunt and straightforward."
Blue Dream
"Anything?"
Tony Stark (on retirement)
"Actually, once i'm done upgrading it... should allow me to literally shove anything bigger than me out of the way with a single swing."
Blue Dream
That sounds like a device that gives type two diabetes.
Tony Stark (on retirement)
"Thanks a lot spartans... i needed the type-2 gravity hammer~"