Author of BLACK CAESARS AND FOXY CLEOPATRAS: A HISTORY OF BLAXPLOITATION CINEMA. Still the Boston Globe's chief film critic for now :) Former RogerEbert.com critic. Also former IT Diva (reformed). Black, bi, badass. View are my own! NSFC and GALECA member.
Odie Henderson
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Boy, that Taylor Swift song from FORKY'S REVENGE evaporates as you listen to it.
(Taylor Swift fans come running, only to be electrocuted to death by the fence around this post.)
Forky must have heard that I hate him, because when I got here, he was like "cash me outside, bish!"
I KNOW it's great, Audible! I wrote the damn book! I read it on audiobook, too!
Am I the only Gen Xer who thinks REALITY BITES is a flaming piece of shit?
I guess so.
I thought Forky was such a cynical cash grab that I panned TOY STORY 4. I mean, a goddamn PLASTIC SPORK as a toy? I grew up broke as shit in the 'hood and I never made a toy out of plastic silverware! And that TOY STORY 4 script STUNK!
So, I've been calling TOY STORY 5 "Forky's Revenge."
Clearly the folks who made the Wolverine Robin Hood movie didn't read the room.
Be our guest and vote for "Be Our Guest." Because "This is the Thanks I Get" is what Disney fans like me said after paying money to see WISH.
Lumiere will magically appear and light yo butt on fire with his fellow candlesticks if you vote against him. Take that chance...or go with the better song!
