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Dr. Holly P Jones
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James thinks I’m an undercover CIA agent and orchestrated this whole meeting as subterfuge to investigate how close folks were to knowing the truth about me 😂🧪
Discussing what we need to bring to the DMV Monday when our 16yo gets her license/real ID and here’s what we came up with. Did we miss anything?!
- The Declaration of Independence
- Abraham Lincoln’s original hat
- A fragment of Mount Rushmore
- Plymouth Rock
- George Washington’s dentures
Lastly, mine was that RFK and the brain worm have merged into a single multicellular organism. Evidence included direct quotes from him.
Even my dog Polar is very unamused by and uncomfortable with the idea. 🧪
Dr. Holly P Jones
Dr. Holly P Jones
Sam’s was that malls are Earth simulators where aliens practice how to be human…poorly.
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🚨New paper: Seabirds as ecosystem engineers: Providing arthropod habitat on oceanic islands. By Kanon Mizukoshi et al.
#seabirds #arthropod #ornithology #OpenAccess
www.marineornithology.org/PDF/54_1/54_...
Jesse’s was that Bill Gates created alpha gal syndrome to make more money bc he’s invested in meatless meat. Complete with evidence from trustworthy sources like the Joe Rogan show 🧪
Andy’s was that dinosaurs had so much time to evolve that they got super advanced, left earth when it got too cold for them, but want to come back and are thus orchestrating climate change so they can come take over.
Dr. Holly P Jones
Finally got our lab together for an end of semester BBQ. For our final lab meeting, we devised and defended conspiracy theories, complete with tinfoil hats.
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When I was hired, my department had 28 faulty. Now we have 13.5 (as a joint appointment, I’m the 0.5).
Had an inspiring, impactful, amazing retreat with Midwest NatGeo Explorers last weekend. We had meaningful conversations, shared joy, explored our shared passions, and a few of us laughed until we cried. My heart and head are full.
Thanks to @thejoytripproject.bsky.social for the stellar photos!
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