A magical weekend beyond anything I'd ever imagined. Surrounded by family, friends, and all those who've supported us through this adventure.
Here's to many years of the happily wedded life we've always dreamt of!
There's a timeline where I won the lottery and all I do all day is study Splatoon.
Alas, this is not that timeline.
I think my one Splatoon-related regret is not committing more of my thoughts to paper where people could see them.
It's just so easy to get 5 pages into an analysis piece only to convince yourself nobody would like it and bin the whole thing.
(This is a quote about baseball, but the post is about Splatoon)
Thinking about the Riptide Mile...
"One cannot absolutely tell the difference between a 275 hitter and a 300 hitter by watching. The difference is one hit every two weeks."
My body is a machine that turns Splatoon analysis into shoulder presses.
Here we see the Splatoon Commentator in his natural habitat
