I gotta list I go through. Sunday’s ‘bout deadbeat dad jokes. Monday’s dedicated t’being my fake.
𝓜𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐀 .ᐟ
Yeah, but like... absent father? seriously? there's gotta be better material...
RUSH the CAT
Sure is! Turb ain’t my friend. That’s my rival. Can’t stand that little wimp. I’ve gotta be mean.
𝓜𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐀 .ᐟ
Wait, wait, waiiiit... isn't that a bit... like... mean?
RUSH the CAT
Everybody’s got a dad. except for Turb. As it should be
𝓜𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐀 .ᐟ
Hey, mine does too! awesome!
RUSH the CAT
ooooo my father loves me oooo
ALT: a man is walking past a blue monster with three eyes .
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𝓜𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐀 .ᐟ
