(VERY SERIOUS) USA TODAY humor(ish) columnist. May or may not be notable. Hypocrisy enthusiast. WOKE MOB, CO-FOUNDER. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE (2017 to present). Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas.
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If the NBA had stopped counting points after the Spurs took a commanding lead in Game 4, the integrity of the game would not have been undermined. But no, they had to keep going a full four quarters, only deciding a winner AFTER the Knicks scored the most points.
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Obviously it was rigged. Texas should sue.
Much like the recent California elections, I'm calling BS on the Knicks' so-called victory in Game 4 of the NBA Finals. RIGGED!
Be pretty funny if they re-start the removal of Trump’s from the Kennedy Center then get another court order to stop when all that’s left is “RUMP.”
If the NBA had stopped counting points after the Spurs took a commanding lead in Game 4, the integrity of the game would not have been undermined. But no, they had to keep going a full four quarters, only deciding a winner AFTER the Knicks scored the most points.
www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
i am also a trillionaire on paper in that i just wrote "i am a trillionaire" on a piece of paper
Much like the recent California elections, I'm calling BS on the Knicks' so-called victory in Game 4 of the NBA Finals. RIGGED!
Perhaps the most important column I've ever written:
Iran better get its act tougher or I, Donald J. Trump, will say I'm going to bomb them and then say a peace deal is close and then say I'm going to bomb them again before saying another even more incredible peace deal is very, very close at which point I will threaten even more bombs and...
My friend @willbunch.bsky.social is deftly shining a light on something that is simply not getting enough attention. Please read and share this, and don't get numb to the horrors being committed around us.
THEY'RE SO SHINY YOU CAN SEE A REFLECTION OF YOURSELF NOT BEING ABLE TO AFFORD GROCERIES!
Try to live your life in such a way that people don’t get viscerally excited to watch a livestream of your name being removed from a building.
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