I am a stand-up comedian and that is okay
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Grace Jarvis
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I've made an Etsy shop, because I keep having ideas for patches and finding no one has made them yet www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...
Grace Jarvis
if you just type "tooth fairy penguin" into Etsy search it doesn't come up which feels CRAZY because I wrote those exact words like ten times
I am only trying, it is all I am
Grace Jarvis
hang on one of them’s not excited because it seems like “a cheap cash grab,” his friend is exclaiming that “it’s such a rich world though!” no one is mentioning The Elephant
if I was writing an action/revenge film where the antagonist was an insurance appraiser I would have the revenge seeking main character say something like, “Appraise this!” in reference to his weapon before he used that weapon on his target
since childhood I have always been delighted and bewitched by the way a middle aged straight woman can so charmingly refer to her “girlfriends”
just rewatched the original Star Wars trilogy and I am once again viscerally upset by the death of Jim Henson
I’ve got crumbs in my bed serving much like a shakti mat
baby foxes scampering and gambolling along the rooftops out behind my flat no photo
took myself out to dinner, no headphones, immediately overheard a table full of english people in their thirties who are “sooooo excited for the new Harry Potter series” - it is the damn wild west out here
