Streetcar's broken down?
Brill issue
Racc OTTER!? 🦝🦦
Bad pickles?
Dill issue.
Dio, the edible tuatara who is vorny
Crying about the glass of milk you knocked over?
Spill issue.
Xydexx Unicorn 🦄💕🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
You're the largest known animal to ever live on this planet and your tummy has the rumblies?
Krill issue.
MintzBuck
Run out of ibuprofen because you're over thirty and attempted physical activity?
Pill issue.
MintzBuck
Using the paint bucket tool but the close gap tolerance is too low on your line art layer?
Fill issue.
Kbooki
Cant breathe underwater?
Gill issue.
Tim
Forgot about autopay?
Bill issue.
solient
Problems on an Army base in Lawton, Oklahoma?
Sill issue.
Dr. Nyri A. Bakkalian
Medieval writing quality?
Quill issue.
Dreaming Yeen 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ (Sneepiest person on BlueSky)
Wheat of poor quality?
Mill issue
Amy Raven - Crash Magnet
Winter lasting six weeks too long?
Punxsutawney Phil issue.
Ran out of moonshine?
Still issue
Cassidy (radically pro-transgender)
Amy Raven - Crash Magnet
Can't find a good place for your oil well?
Drill baby drill issue
That trombone is too high pitched?
Shrill issue
The Sarcastic Teddiursa - Crash magnets, how do they work?
Amy Raven - Crash Magnet
Cmdr. Riker is unhappy with what you did with his trombone?
Will issue
The Sarcastic Teddiursa - Crash magnets, how do they work?
Wheaton didn't like you screaming "shit up, Wesley?"
Wil issue
