Counter-offer: we get up early and watch Saturday morning cartoons while straight-jacketed and muzzled? Seems like appropriate attire for Animaniacs, or Tiny Toon Adventures, or Thundercats!
(Technically those were afternoon cartoons, but it seems somehow wrong to watch Smurfs while bound.)
FeelingKnotty
As a kid, I used to get up early to watch cartoons on TV on Saturday mornings. Nowadays, I don’t do that anymore. Wanna watch Gimptales? (locked, plugged, gagged, clamped) #teamlocked #lockedmen #gaychastity