I’ll do good so Ms. Tao buys me a lot of food!! (Parody not Affiliated with Shounen Jump or Yuto Sano)
Alma
ALMA JOINS PARODY BLUESKY
Alma
I was lookin’ forward to my Taiyaki but I guess this makes up for it a little, wow you really won a ton!
Nice to meetcha ma’am, name’s Alma! But friends call me Al! I’ll take ya up on that offer!
*Alma was wandering the streets, he hasn’t had any work from Ms. Tao in awhile so he’s feeling bored*
Man I’m so booored… and worst of all…
*his stomach would start rumbling*
…I haven’t eaten in 3 hours, man I’m starvin’!
Gah! Don’t sneak up on me like that lady!
…wait did ya just offer me dinner?
Names Alma, but friends call me Al!
*he takes the tickets and bows slightly.*
This has gotta be like 50 billion at least!
*Alma, carrying a bag of Taiyaki, drops it as he is bumped into.*
M-my Taiyaki… it’s ruined…
I watch a bit, Ms.Tao and I love to watch Shijimi-San every Saturday!
Wait did you say prison? Are ya an escaped convict or somethin’?
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Hearing his desperate plea, she came up behind him with a smile.
"I'll buy you lunch if you hang out with me?"
Nod nod nod
"All you can eat."
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Looking at her full wallet...
"Aaah.. So much money but no friends to buy food with..."
wink. wink.