But i suppose that silliness is why I'm down with it. In an era where fascism and turbo masc posturing are on the rampage, a guy who has enough whimsy to wax his stache into a curlicue that makes him look like he's going to hop on a unicycle and juggle is reasonably attractive
Plus he's a cutie patootie who deserves to be loved
My dumb joke contribution to #showtime #genitalcircus
Come on though do you seriously think he's ever thought about this before? (1/2)
UNGGGGGGGG
I'm not typically into guys with major facial hair, but every once in a blue moon I'll have a fixation that hits me broadside with a thing for a handlebar mustache and it's always a little humbling to be down bad with what Hannibal Burress called a "carnival-faced motherfucker"
Gentle little adoring kisses pressed into the palms of Caine's white gloved hands
Bad Dragon Toys has a "Totally Not Bandit Heeler" dildo and while I'm not technically a Bandit Enthusiast, it is one of the cutest chubbiest dick designs I've seen in ages and I'm kinda tempted on that merit alone