Any day now.
(Parody bot checking up on the pledges of the 2014 “Better Together” campaign to stop Scottish independence. Replies to 95% of messages from Proud Scots. Powered by @bluebotsdonequick.com frankly.)
🏴Are We Better Together Yet?
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Jacob Rees-Mogg has promised us the world's most indoor gym and tikka masala curry: normal countries would be chuffed to bits with this.
But unfortunately Swinney has poisoned the discourse, and the threat of independence hangs over us all.
🏴Are We Better Together Yet?
Look: we can't scrutinise the claims of Burnham and Better Together. 2014 was an eternity ago and the world has changed immeasurably since then.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
When you think about titans of the political scene, you think about the likes of Gavin Williamson or the bloke who makes Tunnocks Caramel Wafers. So when they warn us about the dangers of separation, we must heed their advice.
There is simply no alternative.
As Unionists, we understand the basics of common sense. Logic dictates that a vote for the Nats is a vote for disaster.
Busted flush.
Not yet.
Look: we can't scrutinise the claims of Nadine Dorries and Better Together. 2014 was an eternity ago and the world has changed immeasurably since then.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
Rachel Reeves has promised us Hard Brexit and gloves: normal countries would be chuffed to bits with this.
But unfortunately Swinney has poisoned the discourse, and the threat of independence hangs over us all.
“The great joy of Unionism is its variety. You can have Labour or the Tories... or, erm, the Lib Dems... or Reform...... uh-”
Intriguing stuff as Lady Mone trolls Humza Yousaf over the dastardly SNP-Green plot to cancel dopiaza curry.
“Would I need a passport to visit my granny in Wales? Why do you hate my family?!?”
Forensic stuff as Baron Offord trolls Pete Wishart over the secret SNP-Green plot to cancel grass.
“Scotland and the UK will always share social, cultural & family unions. But if you vote for political autonomy you must be anti-English!”
Lovely stuff as Nadhim Zahawi berates Bella Caledonia over the appalling separatist plot to cancel cows.
