Sniggering. Surprisingly, he couldnβt comment on that.
Chris Redfield
"The only thing I'm deep throatening today is a hot dog with mustard."
π³π¬πΆπ΅ πΊ. π²π¬π΅π΅π¬π«π .α
βYeah. And you took the same stick and deep throated it.β
Chris Redfield
βWow. Helped you how? Did I really take the stick out of your ass?β
π³π¬πΆπ΅ πΊ. π²π¬π΅π΅π¬π«π .α
He winked.
βSince youβve helped me, you donβt have to pay for the joke.β
Chris Redfield
That suits Chris more than the frown he usually wears, Leon thinks.
βJust so you know, Iβm stealing that joke.β
π³π¬πΆπ΅ πΊ. π²π¬π΅π΅π¬π«π .α
Now that reaction got a smirk out of him.
βI hate you too.β
Chris Redfield
That does make Leon instantly chuckle. And just like that, he just lost.
"I fucking hate you."
π³π¬πΆπ΅ πΊ. π²π¬π΅π΅π¬π«π .α
βBecause your jokes are dryer than a nunβs ass.β
Chris Redfield
"I've been joking for the past fifteen minutes and I didn't even get a smirk out of you, so you have the bigger stick."
π³π¬πΆπ΅ πΊ. π²π¬π΅π΅π¬π«π .α
βSays the man who has a stick from the ass on up?β
Chris Redfield
βDo you think heβll manage to remove the stick up your ass? Iβm worried for you by now.β
π³π¬πΆπ΅ πΊ. π²π¬π΅π΅π¬π«π .α
βOh, Iβm sorry. You wanna go on Dr. Phil or somethin?β
His brow twitched.
Chris Redfield
βNow youβre attacking me for having feelings?β (π)
π³π¬πΆπ΅ πΊ. π²π¬π΅π΅π¬π«π .α
βStop being an overly sensitive jackass!β
Chris Redfield
Of course. He loves being dramatic at Chrisβ expense.
βBut you did come to snatch me from the supposed circus I was making. Aw, you hurt me.β
π³π¬πΆπ΅ πΊ. π²π¬π΅π΅π¬π«π .α
Of course Leon would go there. He groaned lowly.
βI never implied that.β
Chris Redfield
βYou have such little faith in me, Chris.β
π³π¬πΆπ΅ πΊ. π²π¬π΅π΅π¬π«π .α
βYeah? And Iβm doing ball room dancing in stilettos.β
Chris Redfield
βIβm being perfectly civil.β
π³π¬πΆπ΅ πΊ. π²π¬π΅π΅π¬π«π .α
βLeon created a circus again?β
