isnt it weird how the prhase "oh no the toilet is overflowing" triggers the primal urge to run in there with your car keys between your fingers like wolverines claws and punch into the toilet to bust up the big shit .
you wont catch my ass in a vestibule. im only in normal size rooms or larger 💪
what did i do ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
you know that part in star wars where r2d2 sticks his robot pecker in a wall socket and unlocks a door. thats some crazy storytelling
you ever seen such a nasty old dog. and theres an old pug too
just flashed back to the time i saw a guy near here peeing into a gatorade bottle and it got full and started overflowing onto his hands and he dropped it and got pee all over his legs. i never went to the theater but i felt like i had
in honor of pride month the quaker oats guy is Bi for the month of june .
my ai assistant looked over my calendar and combined a few events to make my day more efficient. so now my adult circumcision is taking place at ruths chris
Yuko got a hat and she doesn't want me to take it off
