Reverse cowgirl or doggy style so we can both watch the World Cup matches?
Hit a significant milestone today while out and about. 😂
Waxing poetic about how I love to make you fall apart. In the best of ways. 😈
"Why, man, she doth bestride me like a colossus."
"Isn't it 'the narrow world'?"
"What?"
"Isn't the Shakespeare quote 'he doth bestride the narrow world like a colossus?'"
"Whaddya mean, Shakespeare? I'm talking about how my partner rides me. She looks fucking amazing."
"Ah."
You need to go read this right now. Sensual, intimate, and very very very hot. Slow build that goes right where you want it to and leaves you breathless and spent. 🥵🥵🥵
Can't stop laughing at the constant statements by AI slop proponents that these are "tools to help us learn and think and grow independently" when they are doing the exact opposite.
"Summarize this for me. Write this for me. Help me do this because I'm too lazy to do it myself."
#FuckAI
Consumer report: Experts agree that riding my tongue will resolve a multiplicity of physical, mental or emotional issues.
Bumble's Tongue: It Fixes What Ails Ya (tm).