/ˈaɪlə/ EYE-la
Queens, NY. Trans.
My Beautiful Son D'artagnan, aka Dart
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they should make an oreo for cats
i feel like i got this free with a purchase of nickelodeon gak
what do we think about this one
my hope for the next big election year is we invest in the dylan mulvaney/shane gillis cultural switcheroo again but with even more consequences. i think she gets his podcast spot if dems win the presidency.
its fun remembering glock sells horse semen. just hits you in the brain every so often. you may remember a post or a tweet about it. i just remember that sentence: "glock sells horse semen." a gut buster every time.
If you hold a gun and I hold a gun, we can talk about the law. If you hold a knife and I hold a knife, we can talk about rules. If you come empty-handed, and I come empty-handed, we can talk about reason. If you hold a diet soda, and I hold a diet soda, then that's just big sippin'.
actually i'm reading some devastating updates: gaston glock's death has spurred on the retirement of all glock stallions and the farm has been sold. glock is no longer in the horse semen business.
