I'd hold a big decadent banquet on the South Lawn for all of the cabinet secretaries and presidential staff higher ups. Then I'd get up and say that the only reason I ran for president was to expose the corruption in American government and society. Multiple guillotines would then be rolled out.
Punk on Bus Lives!🚍📻
Okay but
What would YOUR totally gratuitous White House lawn event be, if YOU were the mad king of a dying superpower
