I like toys and doing silly things with them.
I use and abuse alt-text.
Please show me your pet and tell me their name.
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YouTube knows exactly what they are doing when you accidentally touch one of the ads and I think the approvals leading were from people whose faces belong in the dirt.
Genuinely mean that. This industry of hijacking our eyes and time at these “innocent” miniature personal costs adds up.
If I saw Mike Johnson in the road after getting hit by car, I would run and help kick the teeth out of that smug queef he calls a face.
Exactly how many SIGNS aliens were the previous occupants of this house expecting?
Present tease after Dwight put on a USA soccer cap. Not sure if related
Finally have Skywarp for the first time ever.
I’m lying as most of my furniture is made from old Skywarps.
He’s the best one though. Except the Masterpiece. And maybe the other Masterpiece.
Word
That looks like I typed it with my feet!
I should clarify that I am fond of many creators on the YouTube so I am extra mad that they aren’t compensated more for this shit.
Every cool Internet buddy has let us down.
Remember when Google’s motto was “don’t be evil?” and they dropped it?
Fun!
Walmart super clearance beach buddies!
Kite-Man is topical. Lotta kites around here in the OBX. That’s how douchebags say Outer Banks out loud, probably.
Freddie Mercury was born in Zanzibar so this is my petition to have G.I.Joe Classified’s Zanzibar character sculpted in Freddie’s likeness because he sorta looks like him and mostly because I would find it funny and I am the Prince of Enjoying G.I.Joe Correctly.
Thank you for passing this on.
