At this point, his fingers are probably still twitching for a tweet even when he’s asleep, and his dream retirement gift is a golden “UNPOST” button.
If nuclear codes were as easy to send as a tweet, we’d all be living in a world where the biggest threat isn’t a missile—it’s a 3 a.m. typo.
I live on a blue planet and sing to ward off evil!
“A man you can bait with a tweet is not a man we can trust with nuclear weapons."
~Hillary Clinton, a decade ago
