might strap a dozen eggs to the mountain bike's front rack and ride off-road, just to see what happens
5-year-old, fed up with the eating restrictions: “I miss bacon. Bacon is my friend. Let me eat my friend, Dad.”
Best thing I ever did for my kids was making Minnesota their home
Kid: “The worst person in the world has a birthday today.”
Me: “Each passing day brings him closer to the grave.”
I Lub the Hub
The Wallflowers are playing “Bringing Down the Horse” start to finish and after that they’re doing Tom Petty & The Heartbreaker’s “Long After Dark”
The mayor of Forest Lake owns a florist slash retail cannabusiness and a bagel shop and a funeral home. I wonder if the bagels are any good. @startribune.com
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it's a great day to write, edit, and interview people without using a fucking AI chatbot!!!
