when my girl really mad at me she like to hold out. no sex for like two months. she thinks i hold out for that long but the way her gay brother looks at me…how could i not use him? my dad always taught me, a hole is a hole.
“You’re nervous but I feel you getting harder inside me, son.”
my boy treats me better than my own best friend! he knows i’m going through a dry spell rn so as he’s leaving for work while i’m pulling up after my shift, he says he left me a present on the couch. there’s his bf already ready for me.
anytime my neighbor asks me for help, i go right over to his house to help. even though what i’m helping him with has nothing to do about why he came over.
the moment i realized why my favorite uncle was always my favorite uncle
in the sprinter for the family reunion sitting next to my little cousin when i spotted his bulge in his pants. we looked at each other & i eventually started getting hungry.
dad doesn’t like it when i tell him that i’m going out with my bf so he has his way of making sure i wouldn’t leave him.
big bro making sure his little bro is gonna have a great nights sleep
i always thought my bro in law was straight until i noticed a certain tattoo on sniffies. he wasted no time when he found it who i was. his only response?
“she doesn’t have to know.”
i asked my big step bro if he could teach me how to drive & he said this weekend. we pulled up to a spot & he told me bout how he heard about me messing around with a few of his buddies. he said he had to get the same treatment beforehand.
