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Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee Remastered (PS5/Switch 2) up for preorder on Amazon ($29.99/$39.99) amzn.to/4edLkZc Best Buy buff.ly/2BQrWJb VGP buff.ly/1mVsPDq #ad Switch 2 on cart

This entire painting is really beautiful, btw

Far Far West (Steam early access) is $15.59 on GMG buff.ly/DZYPJ7c #ad Deck verified

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Pigskin Splicers scavenging in Rapture #bioshock

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We rented out space in Mario Maker, Stay tuned for updates

Humanity’s last hope arrives. Take on the role of EVE of the 7th Airborne Squad and battle to reclaim Earth. Waitwaitwaitwait we didn't agree to putting Gooner Slop on the #Nintendoswitch2 if you're a fan of this game, get a hobby and get out of your mama's basement

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I wanted Doom: Dark Ages

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Time to go to the dark ages....

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Join us on June 9 at 7am PT for a #NintendoDirect followed by Midna's FAT FUCKING ASS: Live! The Nintendo Direct will be roughly 50 minutes and Nintendo Treehouse: Live will be 95 minutes. Watch here: ninten.do/6010v5TG2

Imma be real there was so little in that Direct I haven't been able to think of how to parody. Uhhhhh. Who's excited for Thumb Wrestling?

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