austin. he/him. 30-something texan transplanted to minnesota. professional musician and even more professional faggot. 🏳️🌈
all other socials: carillonghorn
(this account is very nsfw so you know me in real life… look away)
the bareback contessa (cecily’s butter shop edition)
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oh btw bloomfs i’m gonna be in chicago next friday through july 1st if anybody wants to do some gay shit*
*in a god-honoring way obvs
we had greek food and sat and talked for three straight hours. had to stop because the restaurant was closing lmao
(funnily enough, an ex and i had our first date there and closed the restaurant down after talking for three hours back in 2019… this one’s cuter oops)
omggg the certified copies of my name change order came in today so it’s officially official yayyy
the last vestige of my shithead father’s name is finally washed down the drain
