Tony Bourdain taught us all that a place is full of good food, good people, and good experiences despite very shitty politics and I think it’s kind of classically American to have thought we were excluded from that Venn diagram
I thought the world cup was going to be a nightmare, but I forgot that we actually love when people like us
my man looking like the baby from the Teletubby sun grew up to be an alcoholic
Funny, how "The Most Historic Sporting Event of All Time" isn't even "The Most Historic Sporting Event of This Weekend."
Televised paintball *inside* the white house, while USAC midgets run a 100 miler on a 3/8 mile dirt oval dug into the lawn outside, *with* live pit stops.
Hey, they sad "mad" king.
Get our flag off your goddamn shoulders like its some freaking locker room towel you miserable son of a bitch.
Le Mans: won by Toyota
Pocono: won by Toyota
F1: the Toyota in F1's a Ferrari so technically also won by Toyota
Time to take the RAV4 to the grocery store to show off a little bit. Bet people will be crowding in the parking lot to look at something straight off the speedway.
One reason i think everyone should take an archaeology class is to internalise with tangible examples that there is no pure, natural past utopia and that antibiotics and vaccines are what stand between us and a 50% child mortality rate and scores of women dying needlessly during pregn and birth
Warhammer Dan
Jeff Grubb
alexis simpson
Mrs. Betty Bowers
James Hazen
I thought the world cup was going to be a nightmare, but I forgot that we actually love when people like us
supercross over top of a world of outlaws race. someone is taking an ambulance ride
Hamlin somehow has anti-Johnson energy to me, the more he wins the more I like him
