phoebe conetits. it/she if you're trans. she/her if you're cis. born in the 1900s. h-index of 1.
phiebe conetits
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do cis guys with gynecomastia belong at pr—[gets shot by sniper]
wendy almonds
i need some way to power it other than the dubiously healthy battery, and i'm not sure what i should tap into or whether i should run 5V or 12V power for accessories.
what if the second shooter on the grassy knoll was a time traveler who was trying to shoot oswald's bullet out of the air with their own bullet and they hit it and accidentally caused it to hit jfk
:D
they should call it mission possible, because tom cruise is so good at missions
"why do i have such horrible anxiety problems?"
[makes a joke about doing something inadvisable]
[the joke is interpreted seriously]
[is told all of the infinitesimally likely outcomes in which i get injured or killed]
"ah."
transsexual dilbert
oh wait right somebody already made that bsky.app/profile/pseu...
