Was trying to change devices with my Grindr account and now I can't get it to log back in đŸ˜. I can see my profile, but it won't let me actually log into it. All my favorites and pics and conversations are gone and I'm in a state of gay panic. #UnHappyPride #GrindrPleaseHelpMe
Climb on in bed buddy. I got something I need you to help me with.
If you're into that sorta thing... I'm gonna try to compartmentalize my content a bit.
My patient during the procedure exposed his penis: "oh shit man, just know like it gets bigger. It's just kinda cold in here and I'm nervous and stuff... It's usually bigger! *Embarrassed chuckle*
Me: "Don't worry man I get it, I do this stuff all day long..."
Meanwhile I'm packing this in my tws...
I definitely didn't miss FTL Friday, it was probably the highlight of my day tbh!
Wait what does the "C" mean I forgot? #FCF
Since I can't cum will you give me yours?
Forgot to post nudes yesterday. It's a wonder I didn't shrivel up (lol) and die... Here's the nudes I meant to post đŸ˜…
Do I need glasses? No
Do they help me see small things better? Yes...
Okay seriously what's going on... Is there some kind of little inches stealing fairy coming into my room at night and shrinking my penis?
(I hope there is đŸ˜¬đŸ¥´)
