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Christina Holland
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It really annoys me that people don't recognize a grifter if he says things they agree with. Those are the ones you have to watch out for! Obviously the ones you don't agree with aren't a danger to you personally! Maybe don't spend so much time patting yourself on the back for not falling for those
More goddam government overreach! 🏳️⚧️
I think everyone looking like dweebs in the pictures actually probably helps sell the product. "Do you look extremely unimpressive physically? You could be a ripped muscleman in the spiritual realm, where things really count. Come to our seminar to learn how to convince yourself and others of that"
Every time you point this out, people invent all these clumsy, kludgey, complex workarounds like, oh, you can put a time limit, you have a special tag to show it's edited, there's a button to see the edit history, come on, people are here to read a scrolling timeline not to invent a new D&D
In order to shield the VIPs from the elements, they should seat them under a protective glass dome
I don't like that a lot of people's bar for how deferentially someone on social media should handle your replies (especially if they are a larger account) is "customer service". I think the thing where everyone online is trying to be a creator or brand is conditioning people to expect this
You know that thing where people sometimes go "oh the other girls are so shallow, always talking about clothes and makeup. What I'm really interested is the things you're interested in. But I'm not as good at it as you are of course"
Every time I see that My Christian Dior/Knicks in four meme my brain just puts it into Handlebars
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
Knicks in four
This is the "I'm not like the other girls" media career strategy
