“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment
I know Calvin’s dad is already having a moment, but every terrible “outsource precious and fleeting moments with your children to tech so that you can spend more time on your work” pitch makes me think of that one strip I never really cared about as a kid, but care a lot about as an adult.
Someone sent an email to my email address about wedding catering. I replied that the menu looks good but that I'm not Sheila, the intended recipient. The sender replied "I'm sorry but I don't think I know you."
Yes, that was the *whole point of my reply*, Jane.
The annoying thing about New York teams winning a sport is national media acting like everyone roots for New York
No, no I *don't* want to see clips from the UFC match
Things I posted to facebook on June 13.
2019: A woman came up to me at the thrift store and told me she was a hoarder, spelled the word hoarder for me, told me her husband of 41 years left her but not because she was a hoarder.
The difference between $1,000 and $1 million is about $1 million. The difference between $1 million and $1 billion is about $1 billion. The difference between $1 billion and $1 trillion is $1 trillion.
2010: GREINKE!!!
2018: A man has been hitting on me this week as I take my morning walks, and to my horror, he found out where I work. And he found out where I work because he saw me walking to my office as he was doing court-ordered community service.
Meant to reply with 🩵 but replied with 🍅 instead
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“The feature uses a combination of bedtime stories, relaxing sounds, and guided meditations along with scheduling and customization options accessible only to adults.”
