HOW TO SURVIVE THIS FAIRYTALE, 2025, Hedone Books.
THE HALLS OF THE DEAD, 2026, Harper Voyager.
Member of Authors Against Banned Books.
Rep: @lzats.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/smhallow
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Galapagos
Octopus
O what a
Joye to us!
Galapagos
Octopus
Do what you do!
Raucous and
Bumptious,
Galapagos
Octopus!
Azure and
Splendorous --
Tinye and blue!
YEAH. JLO. IT'S THIS ACTUALLY.
Whatever Happened to Eddy Crane?' is less a true crime story and more a heart-rending narrative of Kate Crane’s close relationship with her father, and her unfathomable loss.
Pre-orders are up for my new novella, so be the change you want to see in the world and support queer books this Pride!
[This story has a trans protagonist AND a trans love interest AND a cult AND a pink fairy armadillo so obvs it ticks all the best boxes]
Are you parched or are you flooded?
a couple years ago the “bury your gays” trope pissed me off so bad i wrote a “resurrect your gays” revenge novel
and it comes out in TWO MONTHS
for anyone interested!
Shrey spelling 32 words in 90 seconds to win the Spelling Bee is the new greatest athletic accomplishment of 2026. I don’t even know how he said the letters that fast. Got a “Holy Mackerel” out of @minakimes.bsky.social
i really wasnt meant for the promo life because i keep wanting to post shit like "preorder sublimation or else im blowing up my novelist career with both of us inside of it"
what does that even mean. its not even a good threat. its just unsettling. no one else is inside it. im the only one here.