God, I loved this, like I love all @jafffacakes.bsky.social stories, a ridiculous amount.
The bit about the lizard -- I know it doesn't look like a story that would have a lizard in it, but it makes perfect sense when you get there -- just killed me.
ExitAriel
crazy, stupid, love.
archiveofourown.org/works/86687626
š 8k | one-shot | m
š henry ends up in jail after a terrible first date
š but it's ok, his best friend is a lawyer
š if only they were still speaking to each other...
#firstprince #rwrb
