Have scientists considered asking any of the 4 Billion men on the planet for their thoughts?
I seem to have picked up some new followers and I don't know what you're expecting but I hope you like the word "cunt" and pictures of Kermit tossing himself off while fingering his own arsehole.
Mince 'n' tatties for tea x
Nice to see Cristiano Ronaldo allowed back in the US. Y'know, what with him normally being banned 'cause he's a rapist but now a rapist is president so everything's ticketyboo if you love rape.
It's amazing how many Americans are trying to tell me that UEFA has nothing to do with FIFA and that the Super League was all about greed and nothing to do with the corruption we've seen and encountered first-hand by UEFA for decades.
Karma rarely works so quickly.
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That pork and black pudding pie I just ate feels like I'll be on the toilet at 3am with stomach cramps