When I wanted to get pumped up for a big lift I used to imagine I was Godzilla yelling or Thor charging up his hammer, but now I just imagine I'm @crushbort.bsky.social wearing cargo shorts
sorry everyone this post was another one of my famous "satires" just like this one covered by the website snopes
Facebook meme: In the 80s, we wanted The Cure so we got into The Cars and drove to the Culture Club. It was all Talk Talk on the way there 🤪
Every reply: my son is too clothes minded to understand this. he’s even beginning to dislike breads/toast and im starting to become afraid
yes I laughed at the Dr. Watson / BJ story arc on Righteous Gemstones. Now it's time for me to sit my human ass down and listen.
Bolt Thrower the goat of music to drown out your kids in the background while youre trying to work. I could be glib and call them "white" noise because they are British guys singing about Warhammer. But I think being annoyed by your kids transcends culture
The country western guitar player Booty Poops was a contemporary of Hank Williams and almost as famous in his day. However he was struck from the history books once people learned what those words mean.