i could . . . teach you ? at some point ? not gonna let you punch 𝘮𝘦 or anything , but it's an option .
prodigal son.
Sounds stupid. Why make the effort when you just replace the shit that breaks. All my arm bones are metal already. No arthritis, no breaks, just medical grade titanium and a hell of a left hook.
… If I could throw a punch. Which I never learned how to. I usually just bite, though, so it’s fine.
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probably . . . none of it ? you realize you 𝘤𝘢𝘯 do all of that when you're older so long as you make the right effort ?
prodigal son.
‘Only’ sixty? Dude, I don’t wanna live past like forty. If my back starts hurting I’m fuckin’ OUT. What the hell… I gotta cut that guy open someday. There ain’t no way he’s normal inside. No way. Gotta be reinforced or something. Wonder how much of him is metal.
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he's only . . . i mean , what , sixty ? and he keeps in shape . he's probably fine . i dunno , i'm not him .
prodigal son.
The fuck not? Just, I dunno, poison his tapioca or whatever. Ain’t no way that guy can get up and down stairs anymore. No WAY. His spine has to be a fuckin’ modern art piece by now.
Man, I should kill that guy.
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i mean , i get it . it's weird sometimes .
but , yeah . he's still alive . i don't think anyone can take him down at this point , either .
prodigal son.
Yeah, no, fuck you for making me feel a positive emotion. That’s weird. I’m gonna break out in hives.
Kennedy? He’s still ALIVE? Fuck, dude, you could probably mine quartz from his foot gout.
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jeez , lady . god forbid i'm a little funny , huh ?
. . . maybe i'm spending too much time around kennedy .
prodigal son.
No, fuck you-! It was a cheap joke. I laughed at the audacity of it. Shut up. I’ll fuckin’… I’ll put a Ghildo through your optic nerve.
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too late . you laughed . i win .
prodigal son.
Unholy—
(SNORT.)
… That’s fucking stupid. You’re stupid. Don’t make me laugh, I’m evil.
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no , i can tell that jesus is . . . far from here . holy shit .
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unholy shit ??
prodigal son.
Jesus had absolutely nothing to do with this.
They sold really well. People use them. I have to live with that knowledge. That’s my grandpa.
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i -- jesus christ . really did not need to see that .
prodigal son.
Feast your poor unfortunate eyes.
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what the 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭 ?
prodigal son.
Came in a little fake bible package and everything. With a complimentary buttplug. I wish I was kidding.
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your grandpa's face ??
prodigal son.
For the record I also really don’t like that when I searched for the dildo with my grandpa’s face on it there’s an Ebay listing that’s ‘gently used’???? What is wrong with you people???
