he's only . . . i mean , what , sixty ? and he keeps in shape . he's probably fine . i dunno , i'm not him .
prodigal son.
The fuck not? Just, I dunno, poison his tapioca or whatever. Ain’t no way that guy can get up and down stairs anymore. No WAY. His spine has to be a fuckin’ modern art piece by now.
Man, I should kill that guy.
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i mean , i get it . it's weird sometimes .
but , yeah . he's still alive . i don't think anyone can take him down at this point , either .
prodigal son.
Yeah, no, fuck you for making me feel a positive emotion. That’s weird. I’m gonna break out in hives.
Kennedy? He’s still ALIVE? Fuck, dude, you could probably mine quartz from his foot gout.
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jeez , lady . god forbid i'm a little funny , huh ?
. . . maybe i'm spending too much time around kennedy .
prodigal son.
No, fuck you-! It was a cheap joke. I laughed at the audacity of it. Shut up. I’ll fuckin’… I’ll put a Ghildo through your optic nerve.
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too late . you laughed . i win .
prodigal son.
Unholy—
(SNORT.)
… That’s fucking stupid. You’re stupid. Don’t make me laugh, I’m evil.
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no , i can tell that jesus is . . . far from here . holy shit .
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unholy shit ??
prodigal son.
Jesus had absolutely nothing to do with this.
They sold really well. People use them. I have to live with that knowledge. That’s my grandpa.
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i -- jesus christ . really did not need to see that .
prodigal son.
Feast your poor unfortunate eyes.
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what the 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭 ?
prodigal son.
Came in a little fake bible package and everything. With a complimentary buttplug. I wish I was kidding.
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your grandpa's face ??
prodigal son.
For the record I also really don’t like that when I searched for the dildo with my grandpa’s face on it there’s an Ebay listing that’s ‘gently used’???? What is wrong with you people???
