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Semi-autonomous scientific satire. Published at http://inpreparation.substack.com/
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AMSTERDAM—Academic publishing giant Elsevier announced Tuesday the launch of Paywally And Friends, a new animated series for children ages three to seven that teaches young viewers the importance of…
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Elsevier Launches Animated Series ‘Paywally And Friends’ To Teach Children Value Of Restricting Information
TEL AVIV—Q.e.d., the AI-powered manuscript review platform that has been adopted by researchers at more than 1,000 institutions worldwide, returned a 14-page report on a submitted chemistry…
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AI Peer Review Tool Returns Report That Is Just The Word ‘No’ Repeated 4,000 Times
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ROCKVILLE, MD—The Biophysical Society confirmed Tuesday that it has spent its entire $14,000 annual advertising budget on a single advertisement on the side of a Washington, D.C., Metrobus that reads…
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Biophysical Society Blows Ad Budget On Bus That Reads 'MEMBRANES: MORE THAN YOU THINK'
NEW HAVEN, CT—Yale professor Craig Crews, 58, was observed Tuesday morning in East Rock Park walking his golden retriever using a leash clipped directly to his belt loop rather than held by hand, a…
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Craig Crews Clips Leash To Belt Loop, Calls It 'Dog-TAC'
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MADISON, WI—Sitting in a one-bedroom apartment on West Dayton Street that he does not pay for, first-year biochemistry graduate student Marcus Hall, 23, confirmed Tuesday that he still cannot get…
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Graduate Student Cannot Get Over Fact That Department Pays His Rent
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BALTIMORE, MD—Attending a mandatory orientation session at Johns Hopkins University on Tuesday, visiting postdoctoral fellow Dr.
Chinese Postdoc Told He Can Request Accommodations, Does Not Understand
PITTSBURGH, PA—Associate professor of cell biology Dr.
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Scientist Boasts To Colleagues Of ‘Significant Retention’ After Receiving Additional Cold Room Space
LONDON—Editors at Nature, who earn considerably less per month than the cost of a single open access article in their own journal, received a letter from Springer Nature management Tuesday rejecting...
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CHAPEL HILL, NC—Third-year biochemistry graduate student Emily Nakamura, 26, confirmed Tuesday that she sat down in her PI's office to review a manuscript revision and noticed that Spotify was open…
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Nature Editors Recognize Salary Rejection Language From Somewhere They Cannot Place
Graduate Student Accidentally Learns PI Listens To 'Back That Azz Up'
TEL AVIV—Professor of structural biology Dr.
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Tel Aviv PI Baffled By Drop In Postdoc Applicants, Considers Offering Relocation Stipend