Born 1994 ā” Intersex
Sapphic Proship Gremlin
No Minors, No Antis
Howdy Im Xeno and this is my TCEST/Usagi account
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Tmnt: 03, 07, 12, Rise+Tales
Usagi: comics + Samurai Rabbit
One Commission at a Time [in progress, none available]
Miss Valentine ā”
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His name is Paul btw
The clown, not my partner
I couldnt date a paul,,,i have standards /silly
I hold Paul by a leg and smack him against tables lol
Its fine he likes it
Normal Gap Moe: very stoic woman love cute snacks
My Gap Moe: Vocally Stoic but Very Asthetically Cute Woman-ish is delighted by creepy toys and pets cicadas on the sidewalk
My bf always gives me this look like "im happy ur happy but wtf dude lmao" no judgement just happy to see me cooing @ bugs š„°
My childhood friend (and my bff to this day) sometimes hears me bitch about the stuff happening to me and they will say something like "a disproportionate number of Very Strange but Proven Factual things happen to you"
Ya god is giving ger weirdest battles to her strangest clown i guess?? Fuck
I dont actually have any charisma
Im socially anxious and joke to alleviate my own stress, but people think my jokes are genuinely funny and mistake that for charisma
It kinda works the same, but it does inflict the Jesters Curse on me [in that it would be Jesters Privilage if i werent well read]
I cannot say more about todays meeting i had beyond this:
š, regarding evidence locations: Thats very strange, and we will look into it
Me, used to much stranger things happening: Well, I cant know for sure. But If i'm proven Right; I was the Wrong Bitch š¤·āāļø
[š laughs, surprised by my joke]
CW: clown (plush toy)
Valentines passed and uuuh shit went wild here
Have some gay shit from todays trip to the store! Featuring a plush clown and other people being alarmed to find that i dress very cute but am still Gap Moe (I love creepy little fucks and bugs)
#queerjoy
