#Brodad and #FunkyKong venn diagram is just one circle.
We cannot rest, bitch face
It is 96°F, so it’s time to use that living in California privilege and head to the beach.
85% of the beach time reading. The other 15%? 📸
#Belliesout if a bear does core and doesn’t post a selfie talking about it will anyone know
Dating men story time: just finished making out in his enormous Dodge Ram, that he shares is to make up for being 5’5, he goes on to tell me he wants kids so he can learn empathy.
Let’s start some forearm focus. Still not core.
I don’t care what they say about this season of Euphoria, see how self-destructive straights can be is wonderful.
Oh you’re mad about the results of a performative beauty pageant? My take: tell me how you perform better than a drag queen, a performer, who also happens to be into your niche thing?
Thinking about butts and crushing @richiedoesstuff.bsky.social. What should I crush him with first?