My first year of teaching:
Me: X, where’s your paper?
-I did it!
Me: Okay, so where is it!
-G-d Mister, I said I did it.
Me: Then go and turn it in.
-I did it in my head!
Nikolaj Bill
Trump: "The strait is open. But the straits have been open for a number of months already and you just didn't know about it."
