telling myself I could have a beer while I cooked dinner was such sufficient brain chemistry motivation to make dinner that I forgot to have a beer.
Gonna be so moist and sleepy by mid-card and that's the best case scenario for him
A thousand year reich that can never remember DC in mid-June has air thicker than clam chowder.
It's funny how much of his personality cult revolves around gratuitous spectacle during the swampiest ass part of the year in DC.
It's so funny learning which low-tier, middle school-grade curse words are reaaaaaaalllly bad swears among Brits.
groupchats are not safe spaces for fedposting just wanted that to be clear
Last night a good preview of my pitch for 2029
oh they'll call 20 people the apex four letter word just on their way to work but if Hugh Grant says 'bugger' in a romcom people are fainting in the aisles.
