Tornado warning. Skies are spooky here, thunder is starting to roll in. I have moved the most vulnerable potted plants to the porches.
I don’t do hard drugs anymore, let me get a little crunchy blow chew
That’s right, porcheS, horny yet?
I think the US keeps going "we're sick of this asshole, go back home" and the UK keeps going "we're sick of this asshole, go bug the americans" so maybe we can compromise and fling him into the center of the atlantic ocean
🌞🌞🌞 Adam Jay 🍉🍉🍉
🌞🌞🌞 Adam Jay 🍉🍉🍉
🌞🌞🌞 Adam Jay 🍉🍉🍉
Cant we just let Bolivia grow coca and also import coca so I can try cool-guy-snuff?
Made Spanglish sandwiches again, truly the best thing that mediocre movie gave us
Even the normie Dems are starting to be able to read the room
Who called it getting executed and not being capitalized?
group chats take me back to high school when I was “cool enough to eat lunch with” but not “do stuff outside of school” cool
