Reminds me of that Ron White bit about getting arrested and asked if he's Ron "Tater Salad" White
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The Feds’ view of names has always been buffoonish. Back in the 1990s as a rookie fed I noticed that anyone from a culture with even slightly different naming conventions would show up with a sheet purporting to list numerous “aliases”
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Very Strong Popehat Of Understanding
“Douglas ... a/k/a Doug”
Joseph Dudek a/k/a Joe
Here's an OCR-ed version. I'm probably part of the conspiracy now. You're welcome!
www.documentcloud.org/documents/28...
