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Rob
Unfortunately still just as true today as when Oscar Wilde wrote it in 1890.
Pool attire for laps today
We were laughing at work today because I was talking about when I was in middle school and somebody told me I was gay and a poser for liking Good Charlotte and I was *devastated* and then I learned the person who said this to me was a Yellowcard stan and I was like REALLY?! I’m the gay one??!
I feel like this trailer genre started with Nintendo like 10 years ago when they made trailers for games basically targeting infants who just said their slurry first words and now the style (or lack thereof) is everywhere
I grew up surrounded by a million anti-abortion activists and what’s hilarious is that in their desperate attempt to save some dumb ass fake ass baby or whatever they decide the best option is to vote for the obviously creepy lying pedophile
More dick to look at
Mind you I love Yellowcard but I was expecting something more akin to Slayer or Rob Zombie or Korn something lol
I have a triathlon in 4 days and I definitely can do it but I also definitely would be shocked if I am anywhere near the top 25%, I sorta do triathlons in a “right lane and chill” kind of vibe
Okay, I know what I hate today, what I hate are video game trailers where all it is footage of the game and then a narrator telling you what the game is, like they’re just reading a script and being like “Enjoy the beauty of this dumbfuck island and discover what happened in the past.” 🚬
It’s always crazy when someone sends you a bunch of dick and ass pics and then blocks you and all you said was like hot lol
