I can make birds suddenly appear every time you are near. £10/hour.
He/Him
Never stop punching nazis.
Mark
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smol fren
Hello new followers 👋
I am an idiot who like bees, occasionally runs a stargazing class, makes cordials and tells bad jokes.
Trans rights are human rights. Nobody is illegal. Be kind wherever you can but punch Nazis. Do not tolerate the intolerant.
Get writers from around the world involved - American, European, African, Asian, etc - get the world involved.
I don’t want to say “what a surprise he’s a waster”, but it really isn’t a surprise.
smol frens
Clear skies tonight? Jupiter and Venus are so close they’re almost touching.
Dear BBC
If you’re looking for someone to take over the helm for Doctor Who, I’ll do it.
I can’t fuck it up worse than Chibnall and Davis did.
There’s a fuckwit in a “Restore Britain” T-shirt waving a flag at traffic in Blackheath.
He’s still there but taking a break to have a smoke and looks like he’s drunk half a bottle of cheap whiskey.
Soccer comes from an abbreviated version of Association Football.
They tired several different versions before settling on this.
Assball was rejected straight away.
