Ignoble ape-like cryptid and whimsical dullard ambling about the PNW. I write + talk about both the Internet and the NFL.
The Orange Enjoyer
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Every other Zelda game: civilization has fallen. You must restore order or live life in the shadow of its absence
Wind Waker: I have a talking boat 🙂 and he loves me 😀
I love it. It’s tremendous (pointing to guy off screen) you’ve seen the drawings. They get this, and you won’t believe it, they get this bike pump and they (makes pumping motion with his hands) and all of the sudden, these women, sometimes they’re dogs, you wouldn’t believe what they look like after
My only contribution to World Cup discourse is that I find the Europeans shit talking our stadiums and whatever else kind of pathetic. Not because I care or disagree, but it’s become clear to me that I hate this country far, far more than they do and am disappointed in the lack of effort
