Tofu in every pot, and a diet coke in every fridge.
I'm not even that into sports, but I feel like even an alien would be interested in the world cup.
You're not even allowed to quietly suffer in desperation anymore, because of woke.
"You've probably heard of the most popular beer"
Yeah, no kidding.
The Tree of Ténéré was once considered the most remote tree on planet. It lived for about 300 years before it was knocked down in 1973 by a drunk driver, who at that moment must have been the most wasted person on the planet.
wii was cool, but xbox 360 kicked ass.
one hundred thousand million diet cokes.
Grosdoriane
2026 and you're still scooping your mids live? Bro, enjoy your guitar being drowned the fuck out.
