Panda Express is for when you wanna eat panda, but you don’t wanna wait
To be fair, i’ve been to Brookfield, Ohio, and it only gets warm enough to have a pool like 3 1/2 days out of the year, so he’s probably never experienced the algae problem before
Listen, I’m no fan of war, but the United States has no choice but to attack Israel
Wanna feel old? All the stuff the RoboCop guy would buy for a dollar costs $17,000 now.
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Free message for Democrats on taxes: We will use them to improve people's lives instead of killing people for no reason.
Eat shit (complimentary)
There is no name that gaslights harder than Phoebe. Oh that’s how it’s pronounced? Do I look like a fucking idiot?
Folks I have been working ~100 hour weeks for months and I am five days away from a weeklong vacation, with a three day weekend (that I’m partially working) in between. This is the American dream.
